new doctor ladies and gents
"Doctor, the Daleks are getting closer."
"Give me a second while I look up my little file of things I really don’t give a fuck about. Ah, yes. Daleks. Right next to the fuckity angels and the god damn cybermen. I’m done, Clara. Get back to the fucking TARDIS, we’re going home. Fuckity bYE."
We’re all going to be so disappointed when we find out he doesn’t swear like a sailor, right?